Fighting Back With DNA OR That Doggie in the Database
You all know what I’m talking about. You’ve all stepped in it. You find it on your lawn or on the sidewalk and often on popular walking and biking trails. That’s right, dog poop, the scourge of city and suburban living. HOA’s raise fees to strategically place on grounds dog poop bags and dog poop receptacles. But many dog owners refuse to use them, preferring instead to leave their pet’s gift where it lies for others to admire. And who can blame them. Who want’s to stick his hand in a plastic bag and reach down and dispose of poop with only a sliver of plastic separating hand and poop. All of this drives HOA management mad. So now one HOA is striking back. Beginning immediately the management of one Chicago apartment complex is requiring their residents to take cheek swabs — no, not that cheek — of their dogs. Management will set up a DNA database, and whenever an offending poop is found on the grounds a sample will ...