Las Vegas, What Happens There, Stays There. PLEASE!!
I was in my mid twenties living in the New York City area when I had an epiphany: “I hate this place.” I had lived there all my life, except for a short hiatus in Rhode Island where I went to college but failed to learn anything except how to smoke dope, drink lots of beer, cut class, and play with coeds. I was tired of the hustle and bustle that was the metropolitan area, tired of the crime and the endless traffic jams. There is a reason why the Long Island Expressway is called the world’s largest parking lot. I was tired of the cost of everything. I once paid $17 to park my car in a parking garage for two hours while I interviewed for a job, and this was the 70’s. I can only imagine what it must cost now. Are there enough zeros? I was tired of the gruff impatience of the denizens of a city who, for some reason, felt the need to refer to their city as a fruit. Once, while standing in line at a cafeteria, when asked what I ...